All Items Have a Gender...

GENDERED ITEMS … You may not know that many non-living items are actuallymale or female, for example :

1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they holdeverything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, ittakes a while to warm them up again. It's an effectivereproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, butcan wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tires -- Male, because they go bald and are oftenover-inflated.

4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to goanywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and ofcourse, there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable andretain water.

6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hiton.

7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines topick people up.

8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weightshifts to the bottom.

9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much overthe last 5,000 years, but handy to have around.

10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'dbe male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure,he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't alwaysknow the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.