Guess the Bloated, Arrested Former Star...
Don't look in the comments for other's guesses until you type in your own guess in the comments section. You won't believe who it is...

CALL US... 865-656-STAR
Add a little blue, lower the EMPIRE waistline a little bit, rip the PIPING off the thing... and BINGO, we got ourselves a little BOY again.
Hilary's BEFORE pic