All Items Have a Gender...
GENDERED ITEMS … You may not know that many non-living items are actuallymale or female, for example :
1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they holdeverything in, but you can see right through them.
2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, ittakes a while to warm them up again. It's an effectivereproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, butcan wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3. Tires -- Male, because they go bald and are oftenover-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to goanywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and ofcourse, there's the hot air part.
5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable andretain water.
6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hiton.
7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines topick people up.
8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weightshifts to the bottom.
9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much overthe last 5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'dbe male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure,he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't alwaysknow the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they holdeverything in, but you can see right through them.
2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, ittakes a while to warm them up again. It's an effectivereproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, butcan wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3. Tires -- Male, because they go bald and are oftenover-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to goanywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and ofcourse, there's the hot air part.
5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable andretain water.
6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hiton.
7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines topick people up.
8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weightshifts to the bottom.
9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much overthe last 5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'dbe male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure,he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't alwaysknow the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
posted by Marc & Kim and Frank @ 8:50 AM
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