Bernoulli's Toilet Paper

How to make an automatic TP dispenser

Eva's gone a neckin' with her boyfriend

DJFrankTV.com/huffy T-Shirt we had made for him!

If you ever need a GREAT T-Shirt, email us and we will hook you up with Michelle Proctor. She's awesome...
Kim's T-shirt with the word Coulrophobic under it!

Does Halle Berry have 6 toes?

Marc, the Photoshopper of the crew, believes that the miscolored "6th toe" is photoshopped onto her foot. You be the judge!

UPDATE!!

It seems Halle has added even MORE toes in the last few minutes. Stay tuned to this station for more updates as they become available.

ahem... is that ALL that has changed since the first pic??

Our Lucky Ticket

During the course of this morning's show, five listeners were chosen to tell their lucky number and why it had meaning to them. One chose Dale Jr's number, another chose her kid's jersey number. Tomorrow we hope to split the $340 million jackpot eight ways.

Is Tony HAPPY to see Eva??

Marc's Moldy Sausage

Marc had just taken a bite out of his sausage when he noticed the white mold on it. (This is the view of Marc & Kim that Frank sees on his computer in the other room.)
Frank gagging about Marc's sausage... (This is the view of Frank that Marc & Kim see on their computer in the other room.)

Just Say No to Lap Dances...

Franks shows his method to deny a stripper the chance to elevate her career by performing a lap dance on him. He's all about rejecting the lap dance, yet he can't seem to stop going to strip clubs!

Poor Little Eli...

Is this ANY WAY to potty train Kim's sweet baby boy? Frank and Marc thouroghly disagree with her methods.

Ebay Auction we talked about...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5621529966&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:US:1

Pictures of the New Nickels

The "plug nickel" that Marc received in change is real. The US Mint website has pictures to prove it. Click here to see the current new nickels and click here to see next year's new nickel.

Introducing Frank... fat then skinny!

Coming off a long schedule of summer reality show re-runs, pounds of string cheese and less exercise than Terry Schivo...


















Two weeks of nothing but Twizzlers, Diet Coke
and Marlboro lites!





Doesn't Frank look like "half a homo"?? Congrats!


THE REAL FRANK!

Suggested Flair-Do Designs

Ideal Image offers a personal grooming option called the Flair-Do. During our discussion on this morning's show, Ideal Image got some calls from potential customers including one from a lady interested in getting the Playboy bunny logo. In that spirit, here's our list of suggested Flair-Do designs:

• a goal post
• an X
• a target
• Karns High School mascot
• Mickey Mouse ears
• a basketball hoop
• a circle with a line through it
• a welcome mat
• a dollar sign

That's right... We'uns is on the RADIO!

Here it is, our direct link to you guys and your link to us.

We were sick and tired of having our PIZZA DELIVERING webmaster take a year and half to add something to our site, so now you can see what we talk about the day we talk about it...

Pictures, sound(eventually, hopefully), e-mail from y'all...

You can leave your comments, bit ideas, thoughts, dreams, desires and all of your "wildest dreams that you want to come true" right here...




Here are e-mail addresses for each of us. If you want your e-mail read by others, leave it in the comments section.

Marc... BigBaldButthead@aol.com
Kim... khansard@journalbroadcastgroup.com
Frank... fmurphy@journalbroadcastgroup.com