Kim Hits the Nog Bong!

Kim had never done a beer bong... yet wanted to experience the rapid infusion physics of the funnel and tube apparatus. Of course, Kim wouldn't lower herself to drink beer and no Pinot Noir was available, so bring on the Egg Nog!

So, Kim steps up to the pump and readies herself...

And then, after the first failed attempt...

...Frank's world was turned upside down. As Kim's mouth filled with sugary, milky, eggy nog, the pressure grew too great, and KA-BLAM...

... Frank catches the shrapnel of the blast all over his shirt! You should have seen the look on his face and heard the utter disgust in his voice. You'd think that some mongrel had just crapped in his shoe.

Hence, our new name for the fragile and testy Mr. Murphy... Fussy Frank Glass!

By the way, on Kim's second attempt, she hit that beyotch like a frat boy!! 160z. of Egg Nog in 3 seconds!

Needless to say, Kim felt a little logey for the rest of the day.