At least we'll know what he'll look like when he's old...

Little Eli was "all about Santa" until it came time to actually sit on his lap. At least we're making memories. Plus, we've got good material to share with any girls he brings home in his teenage years.

Male TV Hotties Whose Names You Don't Know

Travis Fimmel, the Calvin Klein guy

Eric Winter, the Britney Spears Curious perfume commercial guy

Kelly Rippy, the Fructis and Levi's guy

Female TV Hotties Whose Names You Don't Know

Nicole Vicius, the Diet Coke girl

Sabine Ehrenfeld, the Overstock.com girl

Jill Wagner, the Lincoln Mercury girl

Kim Hits the Nog Bong!

Kim had never done a beer bong... yet wanted to experience the rapid infusion physics of the funnel and tube apparatus. Of course, Kim wouldn't lower herself to drink beer and no Pinot Noir was available, so bring on the Egg Nog!

So, Kim steps up to the pump and readies herself...

And then, after the first failed attempt...

...Frank's world was turned upside down. As Kim's mouth filled with sugary, milky, eggy nog, the pressure grew too great, and KA-BLAM...

... Frank catches the shrapnel of the blast all over his shirt! You should have seen the look on his face and heard the utter disgust in his voice. You'd think that some mongrel had just crapped in his shoe.

Hence, our new name for the fragile and testy Mr. Murphy... Fussy Frank Glass!

By the way, on Kim's second attempt, she hit that beyotch like a frat boy!! 160z. of Egg Nog in 3 seconds!

Needless to say, Kim felt a little logey for the rest of the day.

Paris Hilton Christmas Display

Paris Hilton Christmas Display in Rhode Island

Holy Funyuns Sell for $609

Click here to read about the Holy Funyns that sold for $609 on eBay

Oh No, J Lo...

We are all anti-smokers, but FRANK just began to weep.

Boys vs. Girls - a cost comparison

Blogger Rich Hailey was inspired by our show to write about his experiences raising both girls and boys. Click here to read his cost comparison.

Composite sketch of Johnia Berry's killer

Click Here to Help Find Johnia Berry's Killer

A Christmas Greeting from Pat Robertson!

http://www.2dorks.com/video/pat_robertson.wmv

Spoiled Brat Mitzvah

Multimillionaire David Brooks spent $10 million on his daughter's bat mitzvah.The performers included Aerosmith (at $2 million), 50 Cent (at $500,000), Kenny G (at $250,000), Don Henley & Joe Walsh (of the Eagles), Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks (of Fleetwood Mac), Ciara, and DJ AM (Nicole Richie's fiance).