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Our Blog Has Moved!!

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click here, then bookmark it!

23 Years Later

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but wait, there's more:

What a Bargain!

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For only $200,000 Peyton Manning will dance at a Sweet Sixteen birthday party!

Frank-over

2007-03-08T21:38:00.000-05:00

After losing all that weight, Frank and his wife are now sporting new hairstyles .

Happy Valentines Day from M&K&F...

2007-02-07T05:26:00.000-05:00

Frank's New Glasses... Part Deux. Kim says they look just as bad!

2007-01-26T08:47:00.001-05:00

Frank's New Glasses... if it was 1985!

2007-01-22T08:29:00.000-05:00

Greatest Laugh at the Comedy Barn

2007-01-15T22:51:00.000-05:00

Man Purse or Clutch or TRAVEL ORGANIZER?

2007-01-09T05:54:00.000-05:00

Vote Early, Vote Often

2006-12-22T10:50:00.000-05:00

Who is your favorite Knoxville female news personality? Ours is Tearsa Smith!

Click here to vote

Click here to visit Tearsa's MySpace page

Beamer Balls or Oreo Truffles

2006-12-21T09:37:00.000-05:00

Read all about it on Frank's blog

Flirting With DISASTER...

2006-12-14T06:53:00.000-05:00

Here is an artist's rendering of the new observation post in the Grand Canyon. The GLASS BOTTOMED viewing platform juts out 70 feet from the rock and is

4000 FEET HIGH. GOOD GOD.

And the winner is...

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Leann Rimes wins the "Who Do You Know Contest?" for listener Lindsay Silver!

Who Do You Know Contest Day 17

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Wrestler Scott Steiner, the Big Bad Booty Daddy

Here is the zit Kim popped on her cheek during the show! She is so lovely.

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Dear god what the christ is going on here!

Who Do You Know Contest Day 16

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Billy Greer, bass player for the band Kansas

Bill Dance Just Cracks Me Up! And, of course, the UT hat...

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Who Do You Know Contest Day 11

2006-11-30T09:09:00.000-05:00

Fox & Friends co-host E.D. Hill

Marc's New Internet Obsession

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Webcam in Africa that streams action from a watering hole 24 hours a day!

You get all the nature noises and you can see monkeys, caribou, elephants, the occasional mating scene, and sometimes a lion ripping apart a gazelle.

Mona Lisa + Rachael Ray =

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anti-Rachael Ray online community

Who Do You Know Contest Day 10

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Poker champion Chris Moneymaker

Who Do You Know Contest Day 8

2006-11-27T19:17:00.000-05:00

Actress Dee Wallace...

It's Snack Time at Marc's House

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Who Do You Know Contest Day 6

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Our NINTH celebrity caller...

Gospel singer Carol McKamey

Who Do You Know Contest Day 6

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Our EIGHTH celebrity caller...

Former Vol Jason Witten, now of the Dallas Cowboys

Who Do You Know Contest Day 5

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Our SEVENTH celebrity caller...

Debi Derryberry, the voice of Jimmy Neutron and others

Who Do You Know Contest Day 5

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Our SIXTH celebrity caller is...

...LeAnn Rimes!

Who Do You Know Contest Day 4

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Our FIFTH celebrity caller is Steve Wariner

Katie Holmes Standing in a Ditch

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Who Do You Know Contest Day 2

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Our THIRD celebrity caller, Chris Burney from Bowling For Soup...

Our FOURTH celebrity caller, Tanya Roberts...

... as Stacey Sutton in the Bond film, "A View To A Kill"

Who Do You Know Contest Day 1

2006-11-15T08:19:00.000-05:00

Our FIRST Celeb caller of the contest...

And our second "celebrity" to call in...

DISCOUNT DAVE

Happy Halloween

2006-10-31T09:31:00.000-05:00

Is it Kim Hansard or an incredible simulation?

This isn't Kim either:

Here is the real Kim:

Happy Birthday Ralph! Huzzah!

2006-10-27T08:36:00.000-04:00

Can Frank Fit Into Kids Clothing?

2006-10-19T08:14:00.000-04:00

Tom Cruise or Verne Troyer?

2006-10-02T07:00:00.000-04:00

T-Shirt Wearing Record

2006-09-20T06:48:00.000-04:00

David set a record of wearing 121 t-shirts at once only to have it broken by Matt!

David before

David after

Matt during

Matt after

The Future of Human Evolution?

2006-09-06T08:59:00.000-04:00

Marc had a dream about the humans of the future. Will we end up looking like these people? Click here to read the article.

Frank Tries to Shake It Like Shakira

2006-09-01T07:24:00.000-04:00

K-Fed's "Performance" at the Teen Choice Awards

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Click here

Is This Tacky or Not?

2006-08-11T07:11:00.000-04:00

Burning Toilet Paper in a Tree

2006-06-23T13:59:00.000-04:00

Marc's house got TPed and so listeners suggested BURNING IT to remove it from the trees. Does it work??

#1 - Kim Lights the Tree

#2 - "Kim, You Pyro!"

#3 - KPD Rolls By

Happy Birthday Kim!

Foaming at the Mouth

2006-06-21T22:19:00.000-04:00

2nd attempt at big bottle of diet cola and mentos

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1st attempt at big bottle of diet cola and mentos

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Teenager Repellant!

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Click Here and see if you can hear this tone that is supposed to be heard only by those with young ears. It can drive them batty, so play it OFTEN!!

Yard Sale...or Just a mess?

2006-06-19T20:44:00.000-04:00

Kim passes this house every day. The people have lived here for about a month and still all of this stuff is in the driveway. Kim's husband thinks they should set up Yard Sale signs...what do you think?

Katharine McPhee and her boyfriend????? WTF.

2006-06-07T09:03:00.000-04:00

Think you had a shot at Katharine McPhee? Not unless you are as good looking as THIS guy.

Bigfoot in Upstate New York?

2006-06-05T09:49:00.000-04:00

Click here to read more

Oprah's Legend Earrings

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McPheever and the Wardrobe Malfunction

2006-04-27T06:33:00.000-04:00

Katharine McPhee on "American Idol"

Click here to see more photos and video

Meredith Viera in the harsh daylight

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Click here to see more photos

Frank Wanted a Re-Take

2006-04-21T08:49:00.000-04:00

BEFORE:Was Frank wrong to want a re-take of his "after" picture with Ralphie May?
AFTER:

Marc's CRASH Diet...

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See, even Marc can lose some weight. Almost as fast as he loses chips at the POKER TABLE.

Newly Skinny Frank Said Marc is Obese...

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Frank must be just kidding. Judge for yourself!

Is This For Real...

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All Items Have a Gender...

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GENDERED ITEMS … You may not know that many non-living items are actuallymale or female, for example :

1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they holdeverything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, ittakes a while to warm them up again. It's an effectivereproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, butcan wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tires -- Male, because they go bald and are oftenover-inflated.

4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to goanywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and ofcourse, there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable andretain water.

6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hiton.

7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines topick people up.

8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weightshifts to the bottom.

9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much overthe last 5,000 years, but handy to have around.

10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'dbe male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure,he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't alwaysknow the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Brooke Shields, lovelier than ever?

2006-03-22T08:44:00.000-05:00

DaVinci Code Meets American Idol

2006-03-14T06:37:00.000-05:00

Look for the clues in this photo (from USA Today) that indicate Chris and Katharine will be the American Idol finalists!

Frank Meets Some Survivors

2006-03-12T21:41:00.000-05:00

read all about it on Frank's blog

Supreme Court Justice Frank Murphy...

2006-03-03T06:59:00.000-05:00

I'm sorry, thats Ruth Bader Ginsburg taking a bit of a FRANK MURPHY, oops, I mean a NAP on the bench.

Ginsburg and Murphy... Seperated at Birth???

Who Wants BBQ?

2006-03-01T08:14:00.000-05:00

Guess the Bloated, Arrested Former Star...

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Don't look in the comments for other's guesses until you type in your own guess in the comments section. You won't believe who it is...

Patrick Hall's "Mother" in the American Idol audience

2006-02-23T07:28:00.000-05:00

Two Attempts to "Man This Kid Up"...

2006-02-21T18:42:00.000-05:00

Black and white, and it's still a girly snowsuit...

Add a little blue, lower the EMPIRE waistline a little bit, rip the PIPING off the thing... and BINGO, we got ourselves a little BOY again.

It's Not JUST a Pink Snowsuit...

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IT'S A GIRLY SNOWSUIT...

A Horse is a Horse...

2006-02-11T17:49:00.000-05:00

Some of you argued with us about if Hillary Duff had gotten work done on her teeth. Need any more evidence than this?? Good God...

Hilary's BEFORE pic

This Could Be Bad For Britney...

2006-02-07T19:48:00.000-05:00

TMZ is reporting the L.A. County Sheriff's Department has been alerted to these pictures via the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS), and there is no word yet in whether the matter is under investigation. The company responsible for photographers who snapped these photos has issued the following statement:

These pictures were taken in a very peaceful context, in which photographers exhibited no aggressive behavior. We believe the pictures speak for themselves."

Update: TMZ now says, "Deputy Mark Winn, from the LA County Sheriff's Dept., is on his way back (1:30 PM Pacific Time) from Britney Spears' home. We're told the deputy went to the singer's home to ask questions about Britney driving with her baby on her lap without proper child restraint."

Marc's Talented Tongue

2006-02-01T13:05:00.000-05:00

Time to Revoke Someone's Guy Card...

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Here he is...

THE SCRAPBOOKING HUSBAND OF THE YEAR!!!!!

Coming to a t-shirt near you.

It's Only Fair...

2006-01-24T18:53:00.000-05:00

If we are going to subject Frank to hearing what celeb he most resembles, then who do Marc and Kim look like... and BE NICE!!

What Celeb Does Frank Look Like??

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Marc Cleans His Sinuses With a Neti Pot

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K-Fed's Album Cover??

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Oh, Joan... Wha' happened??

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Oh, Janet... Wha' happened??

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WANNA RUIN A MARRIAGE?

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Every married couple has at least a few of these.

The 8 secret bad habits that can ruin a marriage.

Bad Habit #1: Watching TV during dinner.

Why it's bad: Having dinner together offers valuable face time with your partner. Turning on the tube competes for attention and cuts in on your time to catch up and connect after so many hours spent apart.How to stop: Set aside 30 to 45 minutes of one-on-one talk time with the TV off every night. This shows your spouse that when you're not at work, you're devoted to your home and family. During this time, ignore your phone and leave the Blackberry in another room. You'll feel closer within days.

Bad Habit #2: Going too long without sex.

Why it's bad: If the amount of sex you're used to having starts to slide, your body and brain can get used to the decreased intimacy, causing you to go even longer without wanting that closeness.How to stop: Don't wait until you feel like doing it. Initiate sex when you're open to doing it, rather than when you have the desire. This will jumpstart your feelings so you'll crave it more often.

Bad Habit #3: Going a whole workday without talking to your sweetheart.

Why it's bad: You'll start growing apart emotionally after subconsciously feeling like the other person doesn't think about you (and your needs) during the day.How to stop: Initiate daily contact by sending a quick "How's your day?" email. And make the effort to do something nice every day (pick up his fave dessert, call from the store to see if she needs something). It shows forethought and consideration for your partner's needs.

Bad Habit #4: Tuning each other out.

Why it's bad: You're disengaging from each other.How to stop: Make an effort to do small things such as kissing before saying goodbye, making eye contact when talking, complimenting each other frequently throughout the week. Does he not seem to hear you talking during certain times (ahem, when ESPN is on)? Don't try to make conversation while the TV is on. If it's important, press mute; otherwise, save conversations for dinner or your bedroom, where you're less likely to be interrupted.

Bad Habit #5: Not fighting.

Why it's bad: Disagreements are good in a marriage because you're expressing your individuality. Talking about issues when they first happen makes them easier to fix than if you wait until after they've festered.How to stop: Bring up what's on your mind in a way that shows your admiration and respect for each other's thoughts and feelings. Like, "It hurts my feelings when _________. I was hoping we could figure out a new way to handle the situation together." This will set the tone of the conversation as loving and calm, but you both have to compromise to keep it that way.

Bad Habit #6: Going out more with friends than with your spouse.

Why it's bad: Sends the message that your friends are more worthy of your time.How to stop: Schedule nights out with your crew a few times a month, but make sure to let your partner know in advance. It's important to have these friendships, just as long as they don't make your married time sparse. And it's always best that these friends are people your partner knows and trusts, so there's less reason to worry.

Bad Habit #7: Being too close.

Why it's bad: As much as you think burping, scratching, picking, or farting is funny or cute, it can backfire and cross the line. It may be a reflection of your closeness, but there should be a limit. Otherwise, you're leaving your partner with a very unsexy image of you.How to stop: Start a new rule. If you wouldn't do it in front of your work friends, don't do it in front of your honey. To get your mate to refrain, say: "I know we're close, and we can share everything, but I'd really appreciate it if you would leave the room, or leave me out, when you do that. It's not very sexy, and I don't want anything that makes you less sexy to me."

Bad Habit #8: Sharing too much with your parents or in-laws.

Why it's bad: This shows a lack of loyalty to your spouse. Your parents shouldn't have any information that your spouse doesn't have. And they shouldn't know anything he wouldn't want them to know.How to stop: Be loyal to your spouse even when he's not present. If you wouldn't say something in front of him, don't say it at all. You would want the same in return.

At least we'll know what he'll look like when he's old...

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Little Eli was "all about Santa" until it came time to actually sit on his lap. At least we're making memories. Plus, we've got good material to share with any girls he brings home in his teenage years.

Male TV Hotties Whose Names You Don't Know

2005-12-20T08:37:00.000-05:00

Travis Fimmel, the Calvin Klein guy

Eric Winter, the Britney Spears Curious perfume commercial guy

Kelly Rippy, the Fructis and Levi's guy

Female TV Hotties Whose Names You Don't Know

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Nicole Vicius, the Diet Coke girl

Sabine Ehrenfeld, the Overstock.com girl

Jill Wagner, the Lincoln Mercury girl

Kim Hits the Nog Bong!

2005-12-14T19:01:00.000-05:00

Kim had never done a beer bong... yet wanted to experience the rapid infusion physics of the funnel and tube apparatus. Of course, Kim wouldn't lower herself to drink beer and no Pinot Noir was available, so bring on the Egg Nog!

So, Kim steps up to the pump and readies herself...

And then, after the first failed attempt...

...Frank's world was turned upside down. As Kim's mouth filled with sugary, milky, eggy nog, the pressure grew too great, and KA-BLAM...

... Frank catches the shrapnel of the blast all over his shirt! You should have seen the look on his face and heard the utter disgust in his voice. You'd think that some mongrel had just crapped in his shoe.

Hence, our new name for the fragile and testy Mr. Murphy... Fussy Frank Glass!

By the way, on Kim's second attempt, she hit that beyotch like a frat boy!! 160z. of Egg Nog in 3 seconds!

Needless to say, Kim felt a little logey for the rest of the day.

Paris Hilton Christmas Display

2005-12-14T08:27:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton Christmas Display in Rhode Island

Holy Funyuns Sell for $609

2005-12-09T07:11:00.000-05:00

Click here to read about the Holy Funyns that sold for $609 on eBay

Oh No, J Lo...

2005-12-09T05:57:00.000-05:00

We are all anti-smokers, but FRANK just began to weep.

Boys vs. Girls - a cost comparison

2005-12-08T06:23:00.000-05:00

Blogger Rich Hailey was inspired by our show to write about his experiences raising both girls and boys. Click here to read his cost comparison.

Composite sketch of Johnia Berry's killer

2005-12-06T08:16:00.000-05:00

Click Here to Help Find Johnia Berry's Killer

A Christmas Greeting from Pat Robertson!

2005-12-02T09:43:00.000-05:00

http://www.2dorks.com/video/pat_robertson.wmv

Spoiled Brat Mitzvah

2005-12-02T06:49:00.000-05:00

Multimillionaire David Brooks spent $10 million on his daughter's bat mitzvah.The performers included Aerosmith (at $2 million), 50 Cent (at $500,000), Kenny G (at $250,000), Don Henley & Joe Walsh (of the Eagles), Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks (of Fleetwood Mac), Ciara, and DJ AM (Nicole Richie's fiance).

You Ate How Much?

2005-11-24T22:07:00.000-05:00

Go to this link to enter all the food you ate for Thanksgiving and find out how much walking you'll have to do to work it off!

http://walking.about.com/library/cal/blthanksgivingcalories.htm

He Did It!

2005-11-21T06:17:00.000-05:00

Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon so Marc delivered on his promise and sang naked for joy outside our building on Monday, November 21st just after 6am! This photo was taken moments after he got back inside.

Caption Contest #2

2005-11-17T09:08:00.000-05:00

Why are Marc & Kim SO BORED during the Morning Show??

Leave a caption in the comments section...

Inappropriate Laughter... like when we laugh at Kim's farts!

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Click this link and enjoy!

http://media5.big-boys.com/content/holditin.wmv

Caption Contest

2005-11-15T09:44:00.000-05:00

Why is Frank SO BORED during the Morning Show??

Leave a caption in the comments section...

Green Puppy

2005-11-11T07:30:00.000-05:00

What name would you give to the green puppy born in California? Kermit? Oscar? Yoda?

Behind the Scenes

2005-11-10T06:43:00.000-05:00

Rich Hailey took a look behind the scenes of the show and wrote about on his blog. Click here to read it!

Kim's snow family fight

2005-11-09T19:24:00.000-05:00

Aren't they adorable?

You can easily see why I'd fight off a 60-year-old woman to get these. (Especially since I'd been trying to get them for the past 2 years!)

Fallen Stars

2005-11-07T19:47:00.000-05:00

My, how the years fly by (bless their hearts).

K-Fed's Card is Declined

2005-11-03T07:10:00.000-05:00

Paris' Patch...

2005-11-03T06:31:00.000-05:00

Orange Hot Chili Peppers

2005-11-02T07:42:00.000-05:00

Here is the Halloween card that makes Ralph and Kim look like chili peppers!

What do you think?

2005-11-01T20:26:00.000-05:00

Two peppers and a pumpkin... or at least that's what Marc and Frank think.

I personally think we're adorable!